Even God is Single: (So Stop Giving ME a Hard Time) - Hardcover

This humorous tribute to the joys of living single comes to the defense of any woman who's fending off recurring questions about getting married from concerned mothers and friends. It's written by the author of "How to Make Your Man Behave in 21 Days or Less Using the Secrets of Professional Dog Trainers". 3-color.

It's the edgy gift book for every unmarried woman who's fending off her nudgy mother and overly concerned (over-bearing?) friend, who can't go to a holiday dinner, class reunion, shower or wedding without hearing the usual round of questions. Something like So, why aren't you married yet? Or sometimes, Still not found that special someone? Or any variation thereof.
Delightful, irreverent, and witty, "Even God is Single, So Stop Giving Me a Hard Time" is an affirmation for every girl who's single and loving it. "Even God is Single" is strong, sexy, smart, and edgy. And joyous-it celebrates singlehood, just as it pays homage to the self-assured and savvy woman who knows that you're not half a person just because you're not half a couple.
"Even God is Single" asks is it "monogamy" or "monotony?" Shows that given the 50% divorce rate, you haven't missed out on marriage, you just skipped a few divorces. And fearlessly examines the role models. Married? Frankenstein, Linda Tripp, and 20,000 Moonies. Single? Catwoman, Superwoman--and, of course, God.