You Know You're a Republican/Democrat If... - Softcover

Whichever political party you call your own, you'll laugh out loud and feel that your side comes out just a little bit better...
Examples:

You know you're a Republican if...You wouldn't mind if the Commonwealth of Massachusetts seceded from the Union.
You know you're a Democrat if...You wish the Republic of Texas had never become a state.

You know you're a Republican if...You think Colin Powell might make a good President, if he weren't black.
You know you're a Democrat if...You think Colin Powell might make a good President, if he weren't conservative.

You know you're a Republican if...You can't stand your gay uncle, but you invite him to your son's wedding because he's rich.
You know you're a Democrat if...You can't stand your rich uncle, but you invite him to your daughter's graduation party because he's gay.

Frank Benjamin is the pen name for a VP of marketing of an online university. He swears that at least one Republican governor does have a sense of humor (but admits that might be because she's a woman). You Know You're a Republican/Democrat if... is his first book. He lives in Utah.