Are You a Miserable Old Bastard? - Hardcover

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“I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.”

– Jane Austen

“Any man who hates dogs and babies can’t be all bad.”

– Leo Rosten, roasting W.C. Fields in 1939

“Americans always try to do the right thing­ – after they’ve tried everything else.”

– Winston Churchill

“Acting is the most minor of gifts.  After all, Shirley Temple could do it when she was four.”

–        Katharine Hepburn 

“I am free of all prejudices.  I hate everyone equally.”

- W. C. Fields